{"product_id":"the-landlocked-admirer","title":"The Landlocked Admirer","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.pitviper.mom\/collections\/the-admirer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #fc03f0; text-decoration: underline; text-decoration-color: #fc03f0;\"\u003eThe Admirer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e the heart-shaped Pit Vipers with arousing optics. Durable enough for the life of the party, then the one after that, and the one after that. Make love with your eyes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pit Viper","offers":[{"title":"Brown","offer_id":40403350126686,"sku":"E-AD-LANDLOK-PCA","price":79.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0185\/7770\/files\/admirer-landlocked-sqr.png?v=1746561007","url":"https:\/\/www.pitviper.mom\/products\/the-landlocked-admirer","provider":"Pit Viper","version":"1.0","type":"link"}