Cinnamon Toast Crunch x Pit Viper
Breakfast just got extreme.
What’s Inside
Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal
The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Originals (with spoon ear pieces)
Bonus ear pieces (for non-utensil mode)
Tie Down™ retainer strap
Limpcloth™
FAQU
Frequently Asked Questions by Users
What size are the sunglasses?
The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Original 2.0 is available in Regular Size only, not wide.
Do these come with regular earpieces?
Yes! You can swap your spoons out for normal earpieces.
You’re telling me I can eat cereal with sunglasses?
Not just any cereal, and not just any sunglasses. You can eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch with the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Original Pit Vipers- with spoons baked into the earpieces. You’ll get approximately 1-3.14159265359 squares per spoonful.
What does Pit Viper know about making kitchen utensils?
Nothing, and we didn’t know anything about making sunglasses when we first started either but look at us now.
Do you think you’re funny?
A cinna-square, a spoon, and a pair of Pit Vipers walk into a bar. You thought I was going to tell you a joke? Well I’m not, you don’t deserve one after asking such a stupid question.
